The Warren Guest House - Carlisle

Christian Zahn

We had to escape from a fraudulent landlady in Edinburgh, from whom we're probably not getting any money back. The senile lady here told us a night costs 150 £ and that the booking of the three nights we already paid in advance was for one person only and not for two . After some discussion she accepted 150 cash and without taxes. Travelling with my son of nine I had no choice. I bought a flight tomorrow and we'll leave this littered, overpriced country in decline a week earlier than planned. What a disappointment.
The place here hasn't seen renovation in decades , everything is shabby,broken. In Germany you could rent out such a mess only to homeless.its July and the heating is running hot and can't be turned off which is why the window to the noisy road has got to stay open all night. The breakfast was a nightmare: all the tables sticky,the coffee thin, the toast burned an so forth. The senior owners obviously don't hire somebody to take care of the facility while being incapable themselves except for when it comes to making money. The toilet vent is broken and the smell has to take it's way through the sleeping room.

Åsa Ragnarsson

Bo aldrig på det här hotellet. Otroligt dyrt och fruktansvärt ofräscht. Allt är nergånget, smutsigt eller trasigt. Värdinnan är dessutom riktigt otrevlig. I stället för att hälsa oss välkomna var det första hon med skarp röst sa till oss ”varför ni boka så sent, komma hit så sent?” Mitt råd till er som tittar på att hyra det här hotellet är - gör det inte! Kör vidare eller sov i bilen. Alla alternativ ni väljer mellan kommer vara bättre än det här. Och då har jag inte ens berättat om det dom kallar säng eller frukost.

Donna Jackson

I was reading the about and how it came to be named the Warren.guest house actually shocked that they haven't done research for this therefore don't know why it's named what it is ..... I do I grew up there. The reviews are shocking compared to what we had while there we had 4 crowns back then when it originally opened in the 80's

Becky K

Close to town and motorway which is handy. Noisy traffic outside. Dirty room, dusty, bugs on the bed, dirty blinds, out of date plug on kettle, dirty mugs, not a good experience. Owner was friendly but lady who greeted me was rude and I had out of date jam with breakfast. Not worth the money I didn’t sleep at all!

Paul A

I’m travelling round the UK attending games at all 92 league grounds and this is easily walkable to Brunton Park for anyone wanting to watch Carlisle United. A lovely stay, comfy bed, superb breakfast and a kind and welcoming host. I can definitely recommend.

Kathy Derks

For £ 100/night I'd like a clean room. And not a woodlice in the bed, and toothpaste in the sink, and dirth coming from the showerdoor... I think this was the worst room I slept in, last holiday in England...
Outdated is fine, but it has to be clean.
The host was friendly, that's for sure.

John Gurney

DATED DECOR BUT BIG ENOUGH ROOMS AND SHOWERS.

We paid £45 each for two rooms, for two nights B&B, and we were happy enough with what we got.

The hosts are very welcoming and helpful. A good Full English breakfast is provided, and they added a sausage instead of the egg for my friend.

I'm a very big and fat man but the shower I had in room #4 was big enough.

The location is good for somewhere on the outskirts of Carlisle because there's a Brewers Fayre less than 5 minutes walk along Warwick Road, and a brilliant pub called the Magpie on the road leading off Warwick Road.

A new Lidl supermarket is being built opposite. Warwick Road is a bit noisy but if you want somewhere cheap by B&B standards, this is ideal.

Michele Keeling

It’s in a good position 20 minutes walk into town centre. It’s very dated and in desperate need of a good clean. The mugs in the room still had slops down the outside, the milk was sour and lumpy, the bathroom was a disgrace. I would not recommend staying here.